Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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