I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Mom said you looked used
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
A+ Viking dick
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize