He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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