? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I think my vagina is haunted
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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