Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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