Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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