I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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