I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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