So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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