did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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