This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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