Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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