I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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