its not stalking. its research.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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