somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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