To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
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I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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