i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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