I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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