2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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