I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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