i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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