Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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