if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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