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I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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