Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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