With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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