i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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