You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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