How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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