a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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