im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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