New invention idea: vibrating tampons
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
It's blow job season.
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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