So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
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I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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