no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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