I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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