I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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