i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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