got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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