Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
we made out on top of his cat.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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