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Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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