you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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