Where is the hickey?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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