Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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