I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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