Can i not drive my cunt home
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
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i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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