i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Im part way to drunk.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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