Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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