i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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