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• (212): View more from New York

  i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.

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  These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable

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• (626): View more from California

  You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.

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• (518): View more from New York

  he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.

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• (718): View more from New York

  knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.

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  21 People That Are Skilled At Illegal Activities

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...

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• (425): View more from Washington

  'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  drinks after work?

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  that question mark offends me.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.

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