i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
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You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.