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  I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  never play flip cup with pint glasses

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.

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• (858): View more from California

  this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step

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