ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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