But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
did you just send me my own nude
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
