Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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