how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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