just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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