my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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