Whod you bang
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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